Stupid Trends + Gullible People = Epic Fail

Cy Nelson

October 18, 2017

Filed under Humor, Spotlight, Top Stories, Trends

Most people know about the locker smash/jump challenge, also known as the Spiderman Challenge. It's when you run full speed at a row of lockers, and bellyflop into the lockers, full on. Anyone with common sense knows that this is about as dumb as a pigeon on roller skates, but nevertheless, its a tre...

Bovine Elementary- The Fence

Macie Mcbride

October 12, 2017

Filed under Humor

Near the late spring in 3rd grade, me and a friend (Whose name is Jaden) would often go to each other's houses. This time we had decided to go to his, since we had gone to mind for a while now. His house lied in a hidden neighborhood;...

NBA preseason rankings

Jackson Fuller and Cy Nelson

October 6, 2017

Filed under Humor, OPINION!, Sports

The NBA season is right around the corner; here are our preseason rankings from 30 to 1 30: Chicago Bulls Impact Players: Zach Lavine, Lauri Markkanen, Kris Dunn If there was a team that would be tanking it would...

Sinking Feeling

Macie Mcbride

October 6, 2017

Filed under Humor

Later in the same year of the Insect Crunch Bar incident, rain was not an uncommon occurrence in the small town of Providence, Utah. The pale gray skies speckled the usually vibrant blues of the sky; painting the perfect conditions...

Insect Crunch Candy Bar

Insect Crunch Candy Bar

October 2, 2017

What is inside the teachers lounge?

Nathan Beckstead

September 28, 2017

Filed under Humor, Spotlight, Top Stories, Uncategorized

Do you know what is in the teachers lounge? Kids are not allowed in the teachers lounge because teachers may need sanity away from kids. Teachers have a variety of home appliances and furniture including: an oven two microwa...

Early Morning Practice

Jackson Fuller, Writer

September 26, 2017

Filed under Humor, Sports, Spotlight

Early Mourning Practice (sorry morning I'm really tired) The night before was alright, you went to bed at 9:30 you fell asleep at about 10 and you were having a good sleep. You were dreaming about flying over the Vivint Smart Ho...

School Bus Seating Arrangements: What’s the point???

Cy Nelson

September 22, 2017

Filed under Humor, OPINION!, Spotlight, Top Stories

Students march onto the bus in the morning. They sit in the exact same seat they've been sitting at all year. But not because they want to sit by their friends. They are being forced to sit there by the bus driver. They don't...

Middle School Romance: No Wheels

Ian Stringham and Dallin Schaefermeyer

September 14, 2017

Filed under Humor, OPINION!

Middle school romance, worst possible idea? This will help those dating figure out. The first big problem is the ride. The date could be catastrophic or amazing just on the ride choice. The top choices chosen by kids these days are to no...

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